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VERBUL GERBUL

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Born from the jackal's womb... At 6 of July at 6:66 am on a dark day, a demonspawn will... uh spawn? Yeah, spawn. And begin.... THE END OF HUMANITY AND MANKIND AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

The RomanceEdit

Jackeline a 69 year old jackal met a man named Johnny No-Cash (69 years old too! WHAT A SKURREH COINCIDENCE!!!), who was into bestiality so much he got a duck penis, but when he was banned for having a heart of a lion(from the Bronx zoo) to smoke it (EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!) He had no-one else to fornicate with, he could have gone with girls, but that would be icky!!! Then one day in his miserable life. He met Jackeline eating piglets for breakfast after their mom was eaten (by her). Johnny No-Cash wittnessed those wonderful wolfish britches and loved them, he wanted to get his hands on that booty (icky!!!!). So he sedated Jackeline (with a roofie gun) and buttsecksd her and she was pregnant! HOORAY!!! And she had a very ugly child named Tails, because he had two tails!!!!

She then abandoned that child to a McDonalds where he found Ronald McDonald and Sarah Palin under a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, then they saw that ugly abomination named Tails. They thought to call him Honey Boo Boo 2.0 or Tuna Sandwich and Tartar Sauce or Cookie, he grew up being a supreme leader to everyone and soon to U2!!!!! (the terrible band)

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Then Tails grew up to live up to as a leader to the Narnians with the alias of George Dubya Bush (also world record holder for most goats raped in lifetime) He ruled the Narnias with peaceful.... SLAUGHTER!!!! Actually he was the first one to put laughter in slaughter, but not fun in funeral. That was insanity wolf. Once he ruled the lands he was r3ihg qu33tingz coz 4ll teh pr0z wr leik 2 c00l 2 h4ngz 0ut wit h33m (rage quitting, because all the professionals were like too cool to hang out with him) So he became the president of MURICA and used its giant fat people launcher to kill all the pudding theives (see... told you there'd be pudding) because they were fake and gay like the hamburglar, more like hamburglASS!!! amirite or amirite?????

Then he lost the erections (elections sorry!) But with the help of all the Chuck Norris clones, the Krazy Krusty Karz (KKK) the almighty Bruce Almighty and the Nation of Narnia's Feminists, the Narnia Party Foulers, Hitler and the Daleks (XTERMINATE) to form a gang called the T.E.L.L.E.T.U.B.B.I.E.S.X.X.X (Tell Elvis Lose Lips EXTERMINATE Tub Ukraine Bus Booze Iodine Erection Secretive Xylophone X-chemical Xenu) To enslave humanity!

YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To have a pancake! NOT!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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