I was playing terraria one day. I was looking in a butt, and I found a strange item. I moused over it, and the name was "BUTT Voodoo Butt." Wait, I'm BUTT! As soon as I took it out, a butt appeared on-screen. "Butt Butt has awoken!". This didn't make sense to me, because butts are mini-butts and there are no butt butts except for Butt Slime. I was attacked by a giant butt wearing a crown and a butt of regular butts. I died and I felt like I was just butt by a flying giant serpent dog. I looked at my arm to see part of it was butt off. "That'll take more than a butt," I thought to myself. After respawning, I was attacked by an army of Butt slimes, and Butt slimes are very rare... I felt slime against my skin and I looked at my arm. My arm was covered in some kind of butt. I went to the underworld and tried to fight the wall of flesh. I threw in the butt voodoo butt into the butt. Wait, Butt, what are you doing, Butt, sto-

BUTT was incinerated.